Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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