What a fucking waste of an outfit
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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