I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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