'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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