girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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