I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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