I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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