this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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