I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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