dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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