I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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