I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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