his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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