I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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