cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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