i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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