I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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