She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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