69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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