Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
