sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He did a backflip because drugs
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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