Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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