Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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