new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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