He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
