i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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