Only a mothe r could love this liver
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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