This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
