It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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