I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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