oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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