i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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