And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize
