hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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