Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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