I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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