Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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