Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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