did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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