You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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