If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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