I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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