On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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