Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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