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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny

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• (210): View more from Texas

  In America we eat man semen.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.

  (747): View more from California

  Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from

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