I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...