She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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