Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby http://tfl.nu/ihl1
  Replies (10) Good night (2669) Bad night (771)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod http://tfl.nu/ur38
  Replies (11) Good night (5621) Bad night (903)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

  (1-303): View more from Colorado

  that was a mass text, wasnt it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared. (1-303): that was a mass text, wasnt it? http://tfl.nu/9i1u
  Replies (22) Good night (7216) Bad night (1516)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now. http://tfl.nu/xg11
  Replies (16) Good night (6921) Bad night (2339)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night. http://tfl.nu/zm02
  Replies (4) Good night (2952) Bad night (813)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor http://tfl.nu/56ek
  Replies (5) Good night (3227) Bad night (841)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight? http://tfl.nu/of56
  Replies (30) Good night (7091) Bad night (888)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too. http://tfl.nu/qk1z
  Replies (10) Good night (1318) Bad night (778)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again. http://tfl.nu/pnzj
  Replies (1) Good night (1969) Bad night (958)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup http://tfl.nu/p78v
  Replies (1) Good night (522) Bad night (730)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work. http://tfl.nu/d84s
  Replies (3) Good night (794) Bad night (343)
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there. http://tfl.nu/1ncw
  Replies (0) Good night (817) Bad night (350)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial. http://tfl.nu/egux
  Replies (4) Good night (1701) Bad night (461)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure http://tfl.nu/hlh0
  Replies (2) Good night (672) Bad night (396)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right http://tfl.nu/t6fg
  Replies (0) Good night (261) Bad night (179)

Randomize