did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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