Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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