What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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