I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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