Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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