return my video game
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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