Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my liver is dry heaving
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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