and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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